What, that's it?


This is the digital age. Everything's faster! smaller! more intense! So that 15 minutes that Mr. Warhol predicted has, sure enough, compressed down to like 15 seconds. Big deal.

The point of that useless rhetoric is this: That little Java applet that I wrote and stuck up on my homepage because I like randomness and detest predictability got me mentioned on the radio! Mike Nelson of KFTZ in Idaho (Yes they have radios up there. The website would imply that they even have computers.) was digging around looking for an applet to play some random sound clips, like their Mr. Voice Guy thing they do on the morning show. (I only know about this by reputation. I don't get KFTZ here in Florida.) Well, my applet came close. So, in trade for making me briefly famous, I modified the applet enough to suit their fancy, and wah-lah! They get Mr. Voice Guy (It's at the bottom of this page) and I get mentioned on the radio! Pretty cool, huh?

So, of course, I didn't just drag you here to listen to my story, I drug you here to listen to my name on the radio!

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