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Last Updated: June 2, 1998
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Hell Has Frozen Over...

Without the original subtitle, this kind of looses its OOmph.




Yes, I think cookies are annoying, too, but everyone's gotta write that "Cookie Script" at some point.
I finally decided that enough was enough, and I really had to start organizing this big pile 'o words into something that could be a little more easily maintained, a little more easily updated, and a lot more easily browsed. I figure that probably the reason that I'm not receiving millions of hits per day is because my site is too disorganized. (It certainly couldn't have anything to do with anything like the fact that nobody knows this is here, certainly isn't even reading this right now ... )

So now, instead of that arbitrarily long and meandering page I used to have, I know have things categorized, organized and listed in a nicely bulleted fashion! I know, it could be a lot fancier, but simplicity really works best in most cases. If it's not enough that you get random weird noises when you pull up this page (with supported browsers, anyway) then go someplace like Silicon Graphics where they have several billion dollars worth of computing hardware and hundreds of thousands of man-hours to spend updating their website.

In case you're wondering, yes, the layout and content does seem to be developing somewhat along similar lines as what I consider to be the absolute best website on the net, The Meaningless Drivel Home Game. If you visit his site, and find it inspiring, please donate any extra stuff you may have, as he is currently working too hard because he still has to buy stuff, and doesn't have time to update his page anymore.

In any case, I think he's on the right track. I mean, what better purpose to put all this wonderful high-tech Web stuff to than to make your own opinions and rantings available for anyone in the world with the right equipment to share with you?


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