I'm not sure even Quentin Tarantino would make this commercial.
I've honestly never used any other kind of film enough to have a serious opinion about "what film is better than the others" or anything. Everywhere I've gotten my film developed, though, uses Kodak paper and stuff and they've all turned out pretty good so far.
So I suppose it's kind of unfair to do this to them...
Man pays for his photos at counter.
Man: (happily) Thanks! I'm really excited about these photos! These are going to be great!
Man walks out of store and down the street; camera follows behind. Man continues to mutter excitedly to himself about his envelope of photos.
Man enters door to apartment building, climbs up stairs. Camera still following behind.
Man opens door to apartment, enters, closes door. Camera stops outside door.
From inside apartment, hear sounds of bag opening, envelope being torn open, photos being shuffled.
Slight gasp. Whimper. A LOUD SCREAM!
A pause; sound of gunshot; thud sound of body hitting floor.
Screen to black. Fade in white letters:
Make sure you get your photos developed on Kodak film or you'll wish you were dead.